My name is Kelli and I'm a HOARDER!

I am trying to make room in our storage under the stairs. When we made my new craft space, we lost a huge amount of storage space. Everything got moved to Kerry's bike room and now he can hardly move in there. So, I'm under the stairs checking out the situation and lo and behold I have struck the motherlode. Really, I have found...
3 containers of mustard(we are not huge mustard eaters)
1 container of ketchup
2 partial boxes of microwave popcorn
1 bag of goldfish crackers
1 bag of cherrios
1 pyrex measuring cup, new
12 bowls of ramen noodles
2 bags of raisins(gotta love Costco)
1 package caramel rice cakes
1 box icecream cones
1 2l bottle of V8
1 bottle bbq sauce
2 bottles of lemon juice
1 box graham cracker crumbs
1 box breton crackers
8 tetra boxes of apple juice(who knew?)
1 box of kleenex
wine to last us 2 more months if we drink a bottle every 4 days
pickles to last about the same amount of time
chutney to last a year(must toss that)
pickle relish
peaches, canned
1 can of cherries
plum jam to last till September

So why do I need to go grocery shopping?

Because in all that, I didn't find one single cake mix!