Tuesday, May 06, 2014

Linus's To-Do List

Please, mom, I need to go outside. There's something I must do!

 I think I misplaced something out here the other day.

 Oh, I think this is it. Tastes like it is!

 Yup, that's it! The dried up worm you took away from me the other day! I will fluff it up.

 I will massage it back to life!

And if that doesn't work, I will preform CPR, and by then it will be stuck to my fur and I will bring it in the house for you to step on with your bare feet at a later date.

I can cross that off my to-do list for today.

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