Tuesday, August 25, 2009

Dear Bonnie...

Dear Bonnie,
My mom says you love me.
Can I please come and live with you?
Today I was so embarassed. I had to go, real bad. I went but as you probably know, veggies make poop a little stickier than normal. I love my veggies. So after coming in the house, mom yelled at me and then made me run around the yard, yelling something about "run that turd off your ass". She then took a stick to my bum and removed the very sticky cling-on from my bum. And then she got out the wet wipes, I'm not a baby! I think the neighbours saw and now I don't think I can show my mug in the back yard anymore.
And mom says I smell bad, Emily says I smell bad. I heard mom on the phone, she said something to Kelly-Next-Door about bath, and then I heard trim the back end, and smells bad. I know she was talking about Sally, I wonder what she has planned for her at 3 pm today?
Anyway, I'll be waiting with my box of dog bones, and my blankie.

Linus Lo Williams


Amy said...

Gross!! So gross Linus! I hope he is all nice and clean now!

Bonnie said...

I'll take Linus anytime after you clean his behind! You are too funny Kelli! I'm glad my buddy is OK and that you are too. Have fun at the wedding.

RAE said...

Ha-ha...funny but oh so true! We have that circumstance around here too. My little guy Euker has that happen to him more times than I want to think about. I try to get D to take him into the tub for a wash-down.

domesticchaos said...

I'm not going to comment on Linus' grooming issues! Hope they're better now.

I took my camera to Lens & Shutter to be cleaned because I knew not to touch the sensor and had cleaned everything else a few times. She seems to have done a great job and didn't even charge me! Of course, I didn't walk out empty handed to show my gratitude! Love that place.

domesticchaos said...

BTW, I love the sunflower photo on your header! Love the bee about to land. Beautiful!

Lacintha said...

Wish I'd read this BEFORE supper....*gag* ;)