As you lay in the 'sun spot' on the futon, having a peaceful nap at my feet, it's hard to believe only hours ago you were an embarassing, disappointing girl. Sure puppy Jake is a big oaf, but he just wants to play, he likes you, not too sure why. But you are so sophisticated and above playing with dogs that everytime he came near you in his playful stance, you ripped him a new one. Oddly enough, he kept trying, his grandmommy said it's because he's dumb, I think it's because he knew if he kept trying he might get you to loosen up, but you didn't. Maybe next time. Add this to your almost taking off DM's hand yesterday and you should be looking for a new home, good thing you're cute.