Monday, April 06, 2009

You know it's Spring when...

Sally gets her Spring hairdo.
This year with all the snow, she'd gotten especially matty and in her golden years she has no patience for mat removal. But now she's all sparkly and clean! And smells like a marshmallow.

She doesn't enjoy the first few days with the new do, I think it's because wind is reaching areas it couldn't before, like the nether region. And her paws are tidy and no longer Grinch feet.And this jerk...I can see it in his beady eyes...Mamma, where'd my smelly sister go? WHO is this marshmallow scented, neat and tidy sexy thing trotting her stuff around the house? Why sexy? Because he's fixed, and he's been trying to hump her all afternoon. And he won't stop barking at her.


3 comments:

Lisa T. Howard said...

Too funny! Glad I haven't had my Spring haircut yet...it is freakin' cold today! Seventies over the weekend...thirties today and tomorrow! Go figure?!?!?

Veronica said...

Too funny girl!! I can imagine the stuff going on at your house!!

Shannon Wyman said...

LOLOL...