Wednesday, February 20, 2008

Sneaky Snake


My name is Linus. I think you all know of me from the 'tails' my momma tells. I'm not that bad, I'm just curious and since 'curiousity killed the cat', I've got nothing to worry about.
Last night, momma was making boy a smoothie and I decided to use the white noise of the blender to hide the sound of me looking for treats. I am not sure how I got into dad's plastic room, but I did and boy, was I lucky. This little room dad made has all kinds of goodies in it. Momma calls it drywall mud, I call it delicious. Dad calls it gyproc, I say 'snacks galore!'. So there I am with my head all the way in the 'drywall mud' bucket slurping up the goods, humans oblivious because of the noise and that nasty older sister of mine gave me up. Sally was giving me the evil eye through the plastic and momma saw her and then she saw me! I slurped even faster then, and managed to get some on my nose for later.
Today, I can't figure out why momma won't leave me alone in the dining room. It's right there in the name, DINING room.

Momma says I have to get my big, hairy paws off the keyboard, something about hair everywhere.
Bye Bye...and don't forget to try the mud, it's fat-free and ooh soo good.

4 comments:

RAE said...

OMG ROTFLMAO! I gotta show hubby this when he gets home! You sure know how to tell a story LOL!

Kelli said...

Um...Rae, that was Linus, not me. LOL
Thanks.

RAE said...

My apologies to Linus :) BTW, forever more, Linus is known to us (I drag hubby into this too) as the doggie that caused Sally to comment "the dingo ate my babies"...man, I just can't get that out of my head LOL! It still cracks me up!

Kimberly said...

ROTFLOLPIMPS!!!! This was hilarious!!! xoxo
Love ya,
K